'Smoking or nonsmoking? Hormone therapy or nonhormone therapy section?'
Aging Gracefully Appreciator Prints
Decorate with meaning—our aging gracefully prints feature thoughtful and humorous designs that honor the beauty of growing older. Ideal for inspiring and personal spaces.
'I don't mind having turkey neck. It's the crow's feet I can't stand.'
Old lady shrinking with age.
birthday meets reality
"Anyone else for a prostate test?"
Billy strip: hair loss.
The Aging of Underwear
'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'
"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?
"Your contents have shifted."
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."
"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'
"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."
"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."
A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.
Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
An old man exercising with hourglasses
"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."
(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll
"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"
"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."
Aging Problems
"Went with the hair plugs I see."
"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."
The Final Selfie
'My - You've matured, my dear.'
"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."
"I noticed a few browns."
'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'
Aging Gracefully Appreciator Prints Collection
Aging Gracefully Appreciator Mugs
Discover our full range of aging gracefully gifts on mugs—perfect for morning coffee and heartfelt messages that celebrate every year.
Aging Gracefully Appreciator Pillows
Add character to your home with pillows celebrating aging gracefully—fun, comforting, and full of positive message.
Aging Gracefully Appreciator T-Shirts
Explore our aging gracefully t-shirts—stylish and humorous accessories to proudly showcase your appreciation for life's aging process.