Old Soul Appreciator Prints

"He self identifies as old."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

Nanki Poo

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Old Tortoise

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"I've finally got my head together."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"Some are born old."

'FQ...?'

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

Woman's fist comes flying out of copy of 'Amy Winehouse's Greatest Hits'

Adele plus inspiration

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

"You were right - at our age a heated mattress pad is the best aphrodisiac."

Aged Hippie Retirement Home: 'Free miles, free minutes - - what ever happened to free love?'

"The new year will begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, and it will feel strikingly similar to the old year."

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

'God knows where you libido went!'