Oldies Appreciator Prints

Rock'n Rolodex

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

The Final Selfie

Snapshots in Time

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Nanki Poo

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"I'd like to make a return."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'Hey, we're in style!'

"Greatest Band?"

Oldies Band.

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

John and Yoko

Dueling marionettes.

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"