Age Appreciator T-Shirts

Fifty

This whisky is 20 years old!

If age makes one more distinguished...I've reached a milestone in distinguished.

'You're 'antique' rather than 'old'...'

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

The Final Selfie

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"My kid could do that."

The Aging of Underwear

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Old and young

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

Old Tortoise

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"I've finally got my head together."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'FQ...?'

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

"We need any eggs?"

birthday meets reality

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"You sure are getting old and fat."

Wine: New! Old!

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

'That's not red on the wing, that's catsup on the lens.'

'Perhaps we've reached the age where pajamas are in order.'

"What did you put in that bird feeder?"

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion