Age Appreciator Pillows

Fifty

This whisky is 20 years old!

If age makes one more distinguished...I've reached a milestone in distinguished.

'You're 'antique' rather than 'old'...'

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"My kid could do that."

The Aging of Underwear

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

Old and young

Old Tortoise

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"I've finally got my head together."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

'FQ...?'

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"We need any eggs?"

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

birthday meets reality

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

'That's not red on the wing, that's catsup on the lens.'

"You sure are getting old and fat."

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

Wine: New! Old!

'Perhaps we've reached the age where pajamas are in order.'