Age & Wisdom Appreciator Pillows

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Senior PGA Moment.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

The Aging of Underwear

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Old Tortoise

Old and young

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

The Ageing Process.

This whisky is 20 years old!

"I've finally got my head together."

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

birthday meets reality

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Fifty

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

'God knows where you libido went!'

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."