Age & Wisdom Appreciator Pillows

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Senior PGA Moment.

The Aging of Underwear

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Old and young

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Old Tortoise

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

The Ageing Process.

This whisky is 20 years old!

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"I've finally got my head together."

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

birthday meets reality

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Fifty

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

'God knows where you libido went!'