Ancient Wisdom Appreciator Pillows

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Playdough's The Republic

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Pandora's Change Purse...

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Down With Wikipedia

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Maybe it needs a caption."

Mass Confucian

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Galileo vs Aristotle

Hypatia

Old and young

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Socrates

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Homer

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

John Wycliffe

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

Parmenides

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

Arkhimed/Archimedes