Ancient Wisdom Enthusiast Pillows

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Zeno Gives Directions

'Kickin' it old school, sir!'

Laozi

Hypatia

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Those Were The Days

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Gold versus Knowledge

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Down With Wikipedia

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Mass Confucian

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Galileo vs Aristotle

Mummies for Dummies

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"