Lover Of Ancient Wisdom Pillows

'Oh-oh - Here comes that dirty old philosopher again.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

Mummy Tourist

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Down With Wikipedia

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Park and Ride dilema

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Stonehenge Books

Mass Confucian

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Galileo vs Aristotle

Hypatia

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Socrates does lunch

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Socrates

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