Ancient Wisdom Enthusiasts Pillows

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

Plato

Down With Wikipedia

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Gold versus Knowledge

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Mass Confucian

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Mummies for Dummies

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Hypatia

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Socrates

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"OK, who's the joker?"