Elder Wisdom Appreciator Pillows

"George Stoner is here from Terre Haute. He and Henry are talking over old times."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Old Tortoise

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

The Ageing Process.

Old and young

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"I've finally got my head together."

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

'FQ...?'

"Don't bother complaining about anything to granddad...he'll just say 'these are the best days of your life!!!'"

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

'God knows where you libido went!'