Elder Wisdom Sharer Pillows

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

Lessons.

Mass Confucian

'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

The Ageing Process.

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Socrates

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

Gone Lecturin'

"I just stood up and nothing hurt... Am I dead?"

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

"Don't bother complaining about anything to granddad...he'll just say 'these are the best days of your life!!!'"

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"