Social Wisdom Sharer Pillows

'Remember son. Just share, don't tell.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Wanna talk about it?

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Lessons.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."