Social Wisdom Sharer Gifts

'Remember son. Just share, don't tell.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Wanna talk about it?

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Lessons.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Man considers blogging.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."