Knowledge Sharer Gifts

Gone Lecturin'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Compulsory education is a myth. We may be compelled to teach, but very few of them are compelled to learn.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Lessons.

'Is that you talking or Wikipedia?'

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Back to school.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

The intellectual.

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Good luck with all the revision...

Blue Stockings