Opinion Sharer Gifts

Man on a soap box spouting bubbles

Taxi driver says to long-suffering passenger: 'If times get any harder, I'll have to start charging for my witty and perceptive opinions on various topical issues of the day.'

"I'm not intolerant. I'm just convinced that all people who don't share my opinion are complete idiots."

"I'd like to buy everyone a drink. All I ask in return is that you listen patiently to my shallow and simplistic views on a broad range of social and political issues."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

"Well sure I believe in freedom of speech for everyone. Unless, of course, somebody goes and says something really stupid."

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

"I try to view the world in black and white and it still stinks."

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

'I'm really tolerant. Wherever one may come from, men or women, everyone is allowed to share my opinion.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Reflection in the press

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"You can find all my opinions on the Internet."

Angry Bird

"My outlandish political delusions are WAY more reasonable than yours!"

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'And you don't mind the fact that I'm a feminist.'

"You want my latest opinion about the President? How about my opinion of Japanese enzyme baths. Or breakfast wraps - you need to hear what I have to say about breakfast wraps!"

Spice up your conversation - Quote yourself...

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Know-It-All bar & grill...out of business: 'All my regulars now have their own blogs.'

Night of the living well-read

"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The "you know me, I like it how it is" person.

Night of the Living Well-Read

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

"Neil, here, is a retired Army general who has been on Ted Koppel a lot recently, shooting his mouth off."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."