Online Opinion Sharer Gifts

"He used to think he was his own worst enemy..."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Confirmation Bias

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

E Pluribus Nada

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Man considers blogging.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Beware of the Blog.

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Night of the Living Well-Read

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

"Let's explore our opinions."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'She blogged her first word today.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."