Online Opinionaters Gifts

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Fact amnesty"

Like Minded

Confirmation Bias

Pundits

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

E Pluribus Nada

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Beware of the Blog.

Unsocial Networking.

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Maybe Those Bots Can Be Used for Good

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout. They're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions, those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"It's the first law of social media."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

'You're on my soapbox !'

"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."