Online Opinionaters T-Shirts

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Fact amnesty"

Like Minded

Confirmation Bias

Pundits

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Unsocial Networking.

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"It's the first law of social media."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."

'You're on my soapbox !'

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"Can't you express your outrage through hate comments? Your clothing consumption is getting expensive!"