Online Opinionator T-Shirts

"Getting my daily news fix."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Fact amnesty"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Confirmation Bias

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"Let's explore our opinions."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

'You're on my soapbox !'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"Can't you express your outrage through hate comments? Your clothing consumption is getting expensive!"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."

Turkey missed the exit twice