Online Opinionator T-Shirts

"Getting my daily news fix."

Beware of the Blog.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Fact amnesty"

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Confirmation Bias

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

E Pluribus Nada

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

"Let's explore our opinions."

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Maybe Those Bots Can Be Used for Good

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

'You're on my soapbox !'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"Can't you express your outrage through hate comments? Your clothing consumption is getting expensive!"

With Facebook doubts become certainties