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"He used to think he was his own worst enemy..."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Confirmation Bias

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"Let's explore our opinions."

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Night of the Living Well-Read

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

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Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'She blogged her first word today.'

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."