Public Opinion Sharer T-Shirts

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Confirmation Bias

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

Election Time

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Night of the Living Well-Read

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Trickle down...

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

"Well, I'm offended!"

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"

Babbling Idiot

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."