Age Gap Appreciator Pillows

"I'm dating an 144 year old woman..."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

The Final Selfie

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Old Tortoise

This whisky is 20 years old!

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"I've finally got my head together."

"'Till death do you part?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

'FQ...?'

"Mother's dying to met you."

"This should be hilarious."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"... Yes, the night is still young. Unfortunately, you're not."

Fifty

'God knows where you libido went!'

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

"You're not fooling anyone trying to cover up your age."

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

'There wasn't much of a collection I'm afraid. Most of the people who really liked you are dead.'

"Here’s a little walking-to-the-end-of-the-block money."

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'