Age Appreciation Pillows

'Perhaps we've reached the age where pajamas are in order.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

The Aging of Underwear

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Baldness Facts

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Middle Age Spread.

Old Tortoise

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

This whisky is 20 years old!

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"I've finally got my head together."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

Aged Centaur.

Looking the goods at Christmas in flash new socks and jocks!!

'FQ...?'

'Isn't she a bit young for you?'