Age Appreciation Gifts

'Perhaps we've reached the age where pajamas are in order.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Aging Support Group

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

The Aging of Underwear

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

Baldness Facts

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Old Tortoise

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Middle Age Spread.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

This whisky is 20 years old!

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

"I've finally got my head together."

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'Isn't she a bit young for you?'

On today's "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour, we'll talk about the elephant in the room: Hillary Clinton's age. And Bernie's too. Forget all this PC nonsense, I'll just come right out and say it: Their age disqualifies them. These children don't know anything about life. I bet they haven't even gotten their first hip replacement yet. Nice to know we'll always be young to somebody. Earth is young to her.

Aged Centaur.

'FQ...?'

Old Age Depression

Looking the goods at Christmas in flash new socks and jocks!!

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."