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The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'The purpose in life is to find a purpose in life.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

Germ of truth, virus of candor, bacterium of straight-talk.

"Try letting go."

Gold versus Knowledge

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National Everything Awareness Day

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Czarcasm

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Down With Wikipedia

Stephen Fry.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

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Hypatia

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

Scale indicates the value of books.

Jugular Vein

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

Wilhelm Dilthey

Aleksandr Griboyedov