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Poet and Peasant

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Czarcasm

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Loopholes

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

K9 Literati.

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Scale indicates the value of books.

Aleksandr Griboyedov

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

Strike A Balance

Jugular Vein

Back Down

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'