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Beat the blues - cheer up someone else.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Czarcasm

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Loopholes

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Scale indicates the value of books.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Aleksandr Griboyedov

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

Jugular Vein

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

"Try letting go."

Poet and Peasant

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Brains aren't everything - to some people they're nothing.

'Are you choking or are you serious?'