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Beat the blues - cheer up someone else.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Czarcasm

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Loopholes

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Oscar Wilde

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Scale indicates the value of books.

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

Jugular Vein

Aleksandr Griboyedov

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Another day, another conquest

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

"Try letting go."

"He loved self-referential humor."

Brains aren't everything - to some people they're nothing.

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