Wit And Wisdom Fan Gifts

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

Loopholes

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Czarcasm

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

K9 Literati.

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

Oscar Wilde

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Pressing Problem

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Scale indicates the value of books.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

Aleksandr Griboyedov

Another day, another conquest

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