Wit And Wisdom Fan Pillows

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

Loopholes

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Czarcasm

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

K9 Literati.

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Pressing Problem

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Scale indicates the value of books.

Aleksandr Griboyedov

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

Jugular Vein

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

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