Wit And Wisdom Aficionados Gifts

Czarcasm

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

The Thinker. The Listener

Loopholes

"Caption contest"

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Gold versus Knowledge

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

Stephen Fry.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Counsel's Opinion.

Oscar Wilde

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Scale indicates the value of books.

Another day, another conquest

Jugular Vein

Aleksandr Griboyedov

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

Strike A Balance

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