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Czarcasm

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Caption contest"

Loopholes

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Scale indicates the value of books.

Aleksandr Griboyedov

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Back Down

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

Jugular Vein

Strike A Balance

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'