Wit Aficionado Gifts

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Counsel's Opinion.

'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

Defeat

Hanging Fire

Strike A Balance

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Fair and Square

Bob Cat

Cane Chair

Back Down

Disarm

Inn Spire

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

Take all the time you want.

Every day it was the same thing -- Chuck was swamped by wit groupies vying to hear what clever thing he had to say next.

Comedi-pen

I don't know about you, but this is just about the last think I feel like doing right now.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."