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"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Counsel's Opinion.

'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

Defeat

Hanging Fire

Strike A Balance

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Fair and Square

Bob Cat

Cane Chair

Back Down

Disarm

Inn Spire

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

Take all the time you want.

Every day it was the same thing -- Chuck was swamped by wit groupies vying to hear what clever thing he had to say next.

Comedi-pen

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?