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'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Czarcasm

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Who's the new guy?'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Loopholes

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Procrastinators Incorporated

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Stephen Fry.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Counsel's Opinion.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Oscar Wilde

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

Geekasaurus.