Wit Admirers Gifts

Corn Plaster

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Lesser known greek gods,

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Czarcasm

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Loopholes

Voltaire

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"You should run for president."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"You make a great point."

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'