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Wit Lover Gifts
Looking for something that tickles the intellect and the funny bone? Our witty gifts for lovers of clever humor combine humor, creativity, and a touch of brilliance. Great for friends, partners, or anyone who appreciates a sharp remark or a clever pun. These gifts turn everyday moments into smiles and are ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or just because.
"I'm 29. I legally changed my name 10 years ago and I thought what the hell."
"You make a great point."
"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."
Shifting Your Ground
Lime Light
Smoke Screen
Major plumbing problems in the Comedy Central studio basement...
Capital Punishment
"I don't think our friends here give a toss what school we went to!"
"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."
"To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer."
'To get ahead in business, you can't lose your head. Pun intended.'
'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'
How many pessimists does it take to light one little candle? Pessimists cannot doe it. Only optimists can light one little candle.
'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'
"My husband has a thing about double glazing salesmen."
Will you be my Valentine?
Oscar Wilde
The softer the head the louder the socks.
Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!
Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)
Ernie, what's an eight-letter word for "vicious, biting wit"? "Sharkasm"!
"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"
"A pox on your house red."
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.
'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
Wordplay: In The Bag.
'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'
"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"
Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.
"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."
'Time and tide wait for no woman..'
Wit Lover Gifts Collection
Wit Lover Mugs
Explore our range of witty mugs that make every coffee break a burst of laughter. Find the perfect humorous mug for the wit lover in your life.
Wit Lover Pillows
Bring humor into your home with our witty pillows. Perfect for adding a playful touch and a laugh to your living space.
Wit Lover Prints
Check out our witty prints to decorate your space with clever and humorous messages. Perfect for lovers of creative humor and clever designs.
Wit Lover T-Shirts
Browse our collection of humorous t-shirts featuring clever puns and witty sayings—ideal for showcasing your love of sharp humor and smart style.