Wit And Wordplay Lover Gifts

"Looks like the server is down again."

Witness Protection.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Vlad the Inhaler

Gay Times...

Rap music

Super Heroes.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Fishing for complements

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

An infinity pool table

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

You are what you eat!

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'Do it write the first time.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."