Wit And Wordplay Lover Prints

"Looks like the server is down again."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Gay Times...

Vlad the Inhaler

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

Super Heroes.

Rap music

Fishing for complements

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

An infinity pool table

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

You are what you eat!

'Do it write the first time.'

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."