Witty Wordplay Lover Gifts

Blessed are the brief.

Feminist

'Look, I never said I was filthy rich. I said I was rolling in it.'

'It hurts when I swallow my pride.'

Beer cans feed from a mother keg

Wanted for Stick Up

Clancy: Borrowing Money

'I see you're a member of UK Uncut.' Men in toilet.

"I've never skied paper before."

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Gay Times...

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Vlad the Inhaler

Please Drove Carefully.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Out damn Spot

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'