"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."
Ironic Wit Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for the ironic wit lover? Our collection offers smart, witty products that capture the humor in life's contradictions. Designed for the creative soul who appreciates clever irony, these gifts will spark smiles and conversations. Whether for a birthday, a witty surprise, or just because, find something that resonates with their sharp sense of humor and love for clever storytelling.
"I make sure I age my whiskey."
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."
"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
"Look! No hands!"
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'
'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'
Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.
'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'
"Eat my dust!"
"Needs to get a life"
Cactus seats.
"It's the dawn of a new era"
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
I'm taking you off trying to stay young.
'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'
"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.
'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'
'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'
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