'May I have $50 to buy a round for the house, sir? — I'm a social drinker.'
Ironic Wit Appreciator Gifts
Are you searching for a gift that resonates with the ironic wit appreciator? We offer products that blend humor, cleverness, and a dash of sarcasm, making every item a delightful surprise. From witty mugs to humorous prints, these gifts are designed to make your loved one smile and recognize their unique sense of humor.
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
'You're overdue for your checkup.'
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
"All natural snow cones for sale."
"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.
"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."
"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."
"You've changed."
"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
Deer Season Open.
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"
Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...
10K Run: Smoker's Lane.
I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...
"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."
Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
Ironic Wit Appreciator Gifts Collection
Ironic Wit Appreciator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for the ironic wit appreciator—perfect for morning humor and witty banter.
Ironic Wit Appreciator Pillows
Discover pillows with witty sayings and ironic humor—an excellent way for the ironic wit appreciator to add personality to their home.
Ironic Wit Appreciator Prints
Browse prints filled with smart, humorous, and ironic designs—great for the person who loves wit in their decor.
Ironic Wit Appreciator T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate cleverness and sarcasm—ideal for the ironic wit appreciator with a sharp sense of humor.