Wise Words Collector Gifts

Nostalgia is a thing of past.

Will the do-it-yourself craze ever get around to thinking?

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

Neither Here nor There

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

Things you say when you are officially old...

Trending wise.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

'try moderation next time!'

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

As the crow flies cab co.

'Cake philosophy'

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."