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Nostalgia is a thing of past.

Will the do-it-yourself craze ever get around to thinking?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

Neither Here nor There

Things you say when you are officially old...

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

Trending wise.

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'try moderation next time!'

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'Cake philosophy'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

As the crow flies cab co.

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

W M. Beemers Adages