Sayings Collector T-Shirts

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

Ploughing your own furrow

"I'll never lose those neighbours!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

Sauce for the Goose

The devil you know and his plus one

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Larry's Literary Market

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'