Sayings Collector T-Shirts

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

Ploughing your own furrow

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"I'll never lose those neighbours!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Say hello to my little friend."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Sauce for the Goose

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

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