Wise Word Lovers Pillows

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

John Cooper Clarke

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

"Looks like the server is down again."

'try moderation next time!'

Garbage is a collector's item.

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

'I don't know what's wrong with me. It's gotten so I can't tell the difference between the Truth and a truism anymore!'

"The secret of my long life is coffee....how did you guess?"

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

Lemonade and counsel

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

'I know life is a funny thing, but is it funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?'

'Keep your eye upon the hole -- and not upon the donut.'

Frying pan tells other utensils: 'So anyway, the Pot called the Kettle black and that's when it really kicked off ...'

You can spot an egoist by the gleam in his 'I'.

Will the do-it-yourself craze ever get around to thinking?

Wisdon and opinions

"A kiss will make your boo-boo feel better...but my remedio of cayenne pepper and sugar will cure it!"

One last book

"I have a love of words, too."