Wise Word Enthusiasts Pillows

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Gold versus Knowledge

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Male On Sunday

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'try moderation next time!'

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Try letting go."

Poet and Peasant

'I understand that he was a teacher of English before he got this position.'

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

Lemonade and counsel

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

Germ of truth, virus of candor, bacterium of straight-talk.

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."