Wise Word Enthusiasts Mugs

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Gold versus Knowledge

Male On Sunday

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'try moderation next time!'

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Try letting go."

Poet and Peasant

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

'I understand that he was a teacher of English before he got this position.'

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

Lemonade and counsel

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

Germ of truth, virus of candor, bacterium of straight-talk.