Quote Collectors Gifts

Confucius.

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.

TV: 'You're not in Kansas anymore.'

"Hate the screw-up, love the perp."

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

I was like, Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Them my physical therapist was like, Well, don't wear the crown to bed! And now my head feels much better.

"That old fifteen-minutes-of-fame thing – that's from the Bible, isn't it?"

Why can't it also be an emotional shield? Live. Laugh. Love.

The tuck stops here.

'God wants to see you.'

"Well Og, I guess today is not going to be one of those 'some days you eat the bear' kind of days."

The Antisocial Social club - new members not welcome.

"Life's what happens while you're busy quoting other people."

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

Lindsey Graham

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street