Collecting Quotes Gifts

Live, laugh, love

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'I was misquoted. I didn't say I was against peace. I said peace was boring.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

"I don't mind the slings and arrows if I can keep the outrageous fortune"

"I came by my wisdom the hard way. I wrote fortune cookie copy for thirty years."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Nuns do things out of force of habit.

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

"Everyone will be squamous for 15 minutes"

If Ben Franklin had been a florist

The tuck stops here.

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

A bird in hand is better than one overhead.

A perfectionist pardons everyone's mistakes but his own.

Shakespeare Street

'Here's a problem. Your phrase "Americans are too litigious" is copyrighted.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Marie Antoinette's jovial invitation to partake in her birthday celebration was seriously taken out of context.

"Cheer up, mate, it might never...oh, God!"

"The only thing to fear...is a power outage during my telenovela!"

Little boys soon outgrow your small change.

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

"Remember son: Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% media manipulation."

"I don't understand why the pen is mightier than the sword."

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

I was like, Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Them my physical therapist was like, Well, don't wear the crown to bed! And now my head feels much better.

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!